Fran holding a flower
Mick Jagger is sitting in science class. His Teacher asks the question: “What is a star made out of?”
Mick jumps out of his desk, “IT’S A GAS GAS GAS”
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
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a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE
NO ONE FUCKING CORRECTED ME
so this is me now I guess1
John Watson got what he wanted in the end
a flat mate
i used to think blogging was writing pages of what you have been doing and plans for the future and thoughts you have and to upload photos of your travels or your friends but here we are as bloggers and all the information that is on my page is 1+1=banana
young padawan, click on the gear at the top of your dash
WHAT AM I DOING SDFGHJHGFDSA
EVERYTHING’S WEIRD NOW0